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Miss Universe"s Last Question
环球小姐最后一题
Question: Miss America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Miss America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立。
(applause! applause!)
(、)

Question: Miss Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Miss Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
(applause! applause!)
(、)

Question: Miss Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Miss Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(、、、)

Question: Miss Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Miss Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(、，大笑、大笑，、)

Question: Miss India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Miss India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”……
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(、、、、、)

Question: Miss Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are like proton car.
马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Miss Malaysia: Because it looks tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐：因为它看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(、，大笑、大笑，、)

Question: Miss Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Miss Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：它总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(、、、、、)

Question: Miss China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Miss China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Miss China: Because it brings you to paradise within a few minutes......
中国小姐：因为它几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(、，起立喝采，、)

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